One of my favorite events of the year, The Met Gala, went down in New York last night. As always, it was a star studded event full of Fashion. And while everyone's a critic, and these people look far more fabulous than I could ever imagine for myself, I plan to rip them apart.
But let's start with some good news.
I loved how many-a-starlet showed up with designer "dates".
The best muses...
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| Emma Stone (AKA Miss Queen Adorable), in Lanvin, with Alber Elbaz (AKA Professor Whimsy)
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| Renée Zellweger, in Emilio Pucci, with Peter Dundas. This is one of those sexy dresses that has to be worn by an older woman with a great body. Nice work. |
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| Rooney Mara, in Givenchy Haute Couture with Riccardo Tisci. !! One of my best dressed of the night. She kills it, he kills it. In Lisbeth Salander we trust.
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Of course there were some actual couples to show up
Cutest couples...
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| Judd Apetow and Lesie Mann in Nina Ricci. There's nothing funny about how chic they look. Sorry I just said that. |
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| Tom Brady, in Tom Ford, with Gisele Bündchen, in Givenchy Haute Couture. Basically the definition of Power Couple. |
There were some deja-vu-y looks as well. So let's ask everyone's favorite question...
Who wore it better?
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| Scarlett Johansson, in Dolce & Gabbana |
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| Leighton Meester, in Marchesa |
Leigton wins this round, no question. She looks like a perfect Marchesa doll. Scarlett's hair looks a mess and that skirt is making me sad.
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| Anja Rubik, in Anthony Vaccarello |
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| Claire Danes, in J. Mendel |
Oh Miss Danes, I love not knowing what your pelvis looks like. Thank you for being so stunning. Also, the biggest problem that I have with Anja Rubik's look is why why WHY would you pair that dress with black shoes?
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| Mia Wasikowska, in Prada |
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| Kirsten Dunst, in Rodarte |
Neither.
We all make mistakes.
Worst dressed...
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| Kate Upton, in Michael Kors. Uhggg go away, and take your fake chola eyebrows with you. |
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| Kristin Wiig, in Stella McCartney. You are at the Met Gala, not your niece's christening. |
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| Dakota Fanning, in Louis Vuitton. Wake me up when you get rid of your middle part and lavender gown. |
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| Kristen Stewart, in Balenciaga. Oh I get it...you don't give a damn and that's supposed to be edgy and cool. Nope. |
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| Beyoncé Knowles, in Givenchy Haute Couture. I'm sorry! I love you B, but I can't endorse this. |
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| Elizabeth Banks, in Mary Katrantzou. Is she trying to pull a Rooney Mara by taking her latest character's style to the red carpet? I love Effie as much as the next Hunger Games fan but this eccentric gown just looks off. #PeplumProblems |
And now
BEST DRESSED!!!
In no particular order...
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| Jessica Stam, in Dior. Fashion with a capitol F!!! |
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| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, in Burberry Prorsum. This is a SUPERMODEL. |
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| Karolina Kurkova, in Rachel Zoe Collection. Yes! Yes! Yes! Head wrap! Yes! Glitter! Yes! Glam, showstopper, smoldering, classic! Yes! |
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| Diane Kruger, in Prada. Doing Prada proud. Such a class act. |
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| Camilla Belle, in Ralph Lauren.Who is this girl? Why do I keep seeing her? Who cares!?!? Chic. Chic. Chic. |
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| China Chow, in Jean Paul Gaultier Haute Couture. Considering how avant garde China Chow could have gone this look is flawless |
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| Marion Cotillard, in Dior. She is beautiful. Fact not opinion. |
And there you have it.
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